Grampy Steals the Show Again

Went to Cho Cho San for dinner since my cousin is in town visiting...
(Warning: This entry rated PG-13)

*Waiting for our food at the table*

Grampy: Jesse, do you eat with chopsticks when you go to your girl's house? ... Does she eat with chopsticks at your house?


*Watching our food being prepared by the talented cook*

Grampy: Jesse, all of your sons are going to be learning how to do this.


*Talking about all the ladies at the house where Grampy stays*

Mom: Yeah, she thinks you're cute.
Grampy: Well, I am!


*Asking Grampy about the company he wants to start*

Elizabeth: Grandpa, what kind of a company is it?
Grampy: Retail.
Elizabeth: Oh! What do you sell?
Grampy: Well, everything from sanitary napkins to cereal.
*Hysterical laughter*
Mom: Why are sanitary napkins the first things you think of?
Grampy: They're NOT the first thing I think of!
...
Grampy: The traveling salesman told me all about them. I know all about the sizes, the softness, the hardness...
*Hysterical laughter, again*


*Trying to put Grampy back in the car*

Mom: Dad, lift your left leg! Dad! Your left leg! Lift your leg!
Grampy: That's not my left leg, that's my sex organ!

QOTD

I absolutely love this quote:

Real love doesn't ask what is in it for me; it just gives unconditionally. It just tries to take the weight out of someone else's pack, lessen the load, and if it gets reciprocated, that's great, but it isn't what you did it for. - Donald Miller

Easter Brunch Quotes

*Grampy snacking on carrots and dip before brunch*

Grammy: Don't dip it in there so deep!
Grampy: Well you have to if you want to get anything on it!


*Waiting for mom to finish in the kitchen before we eat*

Grampy: Where's Leesi?
Grammy: In the kitchen.
Grampy: Well good, that's where I want her!


*Grampy having difficulty eating the scone he's holding. Thanks, stroke*

Grampy: Well how'd it get all the way down there?


*At the table*

Grampy: What do you call this Vodka drink?
Mom: Pink lemonade.


*Opening the 'Resurrection Eggs', as Grammy gets to the one containing the "stone"*

Grampy: Well, he'd be living in a gopher hold if that was the size of it!


*Mom trying to help feed Grampy*

Grampy: Leesi, don't rub it all over my face!


*After Mom and Dad brought Grampy back from the bathroom*

Grampy: I want Leesi to save her baby-making parts for things other than lifting.

Grad School!

I got the letter in the mail today! I was accepted to the Social Work Master's program at CSU Fullerton! I am SO excited! It's such a relief knowing I get to finally do what my heart is so passionate about. Cannot WAIT! =)

Random Fact

I don't like carpet in bathrooms.