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Jesse: Did you just fork my pec?

Mom: No, but I tried to.

Nice Hair

Borrowed from Darin's page

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I tried a new Banana Bread recipe a couple days ago, and we brought a loaf to the house where Grampy is living.

*Grampy chewing and talking with food in his mouth*

Grampy: Bekah, this is delicious. It would make great husband bait.

Bek: Great what?

Grampy: Husband bait. You should put a hook and a line in it and drag it behind you out the door.


*Later that same day... Grampy is still thinking about the banana bread, after asking for a third piece approximately seven times*

Grampy: Bekah, you better find a man that looks good when he's fat.

Bek: Why is that?

Grampy: Because you're going to be fattening him up!

*As we're getting ready to leave*

Grampy: Make sure you drag some of that banana bread behind you when you leave!

Stryper. Best Ever.

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*Helping Mom with computer stuff at work*

Mom: Really, Rebekah, I need you to write out directions for me for the different things I need to do. I won't remember this tomorrow.

Bek: Mom. Come on.

Mom: No, seriously! I think I'm...

Bek: ADD?

Mom: No. I think I'm... challenged.

*Hysterical laughter*

Mom: No, I'm being serious.

The Talk

2 hours 14 minutes




It could have been worse.

Not much.

But it could have been worse.

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"Don't make me make the pirate eye!" - Court

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"Last time we were here we got a Ring Pop and shared it during a movie. It was weird. It was good, but it was weird." - Dave