Grampy Steals the Show Again

Went to Cho Cho San for dinner since my cousin is in town visiting...
(Warning: This entry rated PG-13)

*Waiting for our food at the table*

Grampy: Jesse, do you eat with chopsticks when you go to your girl's house? ... Does she eat with chopsticks at your house?


*Watching our food being prepared by the talented cook*

Grampy: Jesse, all of your sons are going to be learning how to do this.


*Talking about all the ladies at the house where Grampy stays*

Mom: Yeah, she thinks you're cute.
Grampy: Well, I am!


*Asking Grampy about the company he wants to start*

Elizabeth: Grandpa, what kind of a company is it?
Grampy: Retail.
Elizabeth: Oh! What do you sell?
Grampy: Well, everything from sanitary napkins to cereal.
*Hysterical laughter*
Mom: Why are sanitary napkins the first things you think of?
Grampy: They're NOT the first thing I think of!
...
Grampy: The traveling salesman told me all about them. I know all about the sizes, the softness, the hardness...
*Hysterical laughter, again*


*Trying to put Grampy back in the car*

Mom: Dad, lift your left leg! Dad! Your left leg! Lift your leg!
Grampy: That's not my left leg, that's my sex organ!